Not all Heros are made…some are Born.

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What?!!?

Sometimes I just don’t know how The Onion does it. They can do no wrong.

Strangely enough, this kid makes more sense than Jerry Falwell ever did.

(You don’t have to watch the whole thing, it’s two solid minutes of that kid. Thanks to Katie for the link!)

The YouTube commentators are calling this baby the Master of the Orange Button (brilliant).  But, let us not forget to consider the potential wrath that may be unleashed the first time he decides to flip someone the bird.

The funniest thing i’ve seen in a long time:

Disclaimer: I think it would be just as stupid if the father supported the other guy. No, really. It’s just dumb. You are an idiot. Your sperm should not be allowed out of its cage.

I’m so doing this with my kid and Top Gun, but I’m not gonna stop at just the intro.