Apparently yesterday the Black Eyed Peas’ manager punched Perez in the face after Perez got in a tiff with will.i.am. Personally, there aren’t many people on the planet I care about LESS than Perez or anyone from the Black Eyed Peas. That being said, you should listen to Perez’s take on the matter, for a good laugh at his expense. (Forgot who Chris Crocker is? Then you fail @ internet.)

UPDATE: The maker of this video (or the powers that be at YouTube, not sure which) also fail at internet. Why? Because they disabled embedding of this video, which absolutely, positively ruins the joke. You can click the link here and view the video, but really, it’s not the same if you read the title. Way to ruin my post for today, YouTube guy who made this video. You rock.

Weezer is one of my favorite bands; their new album comes out next week; two friends of mine got to play with them for some MTV special over the weekend; and their new music video is blowing up. Watch: