a.) I DARE you not to get Turned On.
b.) Watch till the very end. there is a surprise.

What?!!?

Apparently yesterday the Black Eyed Peas’ manager punched Perez in the face after Perez got in a tiff with will.i.am. Personally, there aren’t many people on the planet I care about LESS than Perez or anyone from the Black Eyed Peas. That being said, you should listen to Perez’s take on the matter, for a good laugh at his expense. (Forgot who Chris Crocker is? Then you fail @ internet.)

UPDATE: The maker of this video (or the powers that be at YouTube, not sure which) also fail at internet. Why? Because they disabled embedding of this video, which absolutely, positively ruins the joke. You can click the link here and view the video, but really, it’s not the same if you read the title. Way to ruin my post for today, YouTube guy who made this video. You rock.

It’s true.  Skanks don’t have to watch skanks on tv.

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Thanks goes to Sharpie Escobar for the find.

I just love a good brain fight.

Someone tell this wuss to fight back!

You know what’s going to happen. (Thanks to my boss for showing me this at work!)

Someone has been playing too much Street Fighter.