On November 4th, 2008 millions of Americans united and voted for change – electing Barack Obama as the 44th President of the United States. So where’s the change already?!
Written by and Starring Adam Ginivisian – Directed by Thadd Williams – Produced by Jack Humphrey – Edited by David Sous Also starring Geoffrey Golden, Kurt Kroeber, Kimlai Yingling, Lindsay Theel and Barack Obama
(If you’re patriotic you can vote for us on Funny or DIE. If you don’t vote, the terrorists win.)
It speaks volumes about our democracy that every election year, the candidates can take one night of their bitter campaigning to roast each other in honor and memory of four-term NY Governor Al Smith.
Swing Voter. To me, that’s just called laziness. After what seems like 27 months of campaigning, the fields of candidates have been whittled down from 19 to 3. Three! That’s fewer people than play on Family Feud, but we all can easily point out the best player on the team. So what’s the trouble? I can’t seem to figure it out, so instead I’ve put all my negative energy into creating Better Than Cleavage’s 2008 Undecided Voter Quiz!
Now the thought process here is, if you pass the first part of the quiz, then you get to vote. If you don’t pass the first part, then you are a sad individual who should just go crawl into a corner and cry (but please continue to read this website daily!)
If you move to round two, then you get to answer some questions to gauge your political leanings and determine which of the three candidates you should vote for. So, let’s get started, shall we?