Step one. Parade him around on the internet in his underwear.
Step two. Teach him all the words and dance moves to Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance”
Step Three. Make sure he’s chubby.
Step Four. Have his father twirl around in background in HIS underwear.
Step Five. Banana.
Be sure to watch the whole thing. It gets better and better and gayer and gayer.
Muppets just make everything better. I wish a major network would do all their shows in muppets just for one night. Muppet Son’s of Anarchy…Epic. Muppet Fringe…Spooky. Even Muppet Grey’s Anatomy could be good. MUPPET DEXTER OR CALIFORNICATION!!! MUPPET IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA!! Oh my god I want this sssssoooooooooooo bad!
To save time let me just say that the movie is OK, but honestly if it had this cast and these costumes I think I would have geeked out harder than when Nick Fury shows up at the end of Iron Man. Ask anyone that saw Iron Man with me and they’ll tell you that’s serious.
Weird Al Yankovic, the man who did parody songs way before it was hip, is at it again. This time he’s created a pretty spot-on tune (inspired by The Doors) about everybody’s favorite internet classifieds. Even his website was shortly redesigned – go there to links to his other hilarious videos, such as 2006′s hit rap “White and Nerdy”. I’ve had the pleasure of meeting Mr. Yankovic twice (though I have no photographic proof) and in addition to being a very talented comedian, he’s also the nicest man on the planet. So check out his new video, before it becomes a missed connection.
Yes, I watch The Tony Awards every year. Deal with it. This time around, the show was decidedly funnier than year’s past, with HIMYM horndog Neil Patrick Harris as the emcee. After a number of biting gags about the last year (including eating sushi onstage), he closed with a clever number about the big winners:
Oh, and the other great part? Poison’s Bret Michaels got his ASS HANDED TO HIM by a backdrop after missing his mark. Personally, I say that’s karma for bringing him into Radio City Music Hall:
I don’t know who is behind this video because I swore off doing research after college, but it’s great. The first kicker (oh, there will be a second kicker) is it’s just one big commercial. The other kicker (told you) is that it’s a commercial for pretty much the most diabolical thing women could ever come up with.
Ok. It was make by the Pantlessknights. I learned this by observing their name on the YouTube page. Not by actually trying to find out who did it. I’ve up held my oath.
