BREAKING NEWS!

First Sarah Palin shows up at the Teabaggers convention with her notes written down on her hand, while mocking President Obama for using a teleprompter. Then, she pushes for the resignation of Rahm Emanuel for calling liberal activists “f—ing retards”, but DEFENDS Rush Limbaugh when, while talking about Rahm’s quote, argues that Rahm merely called “a bunch of people who are retards, retards.” So, naturally, Mr. Colbert helps to set us all straight on the Palin news o’ the day:

Also, check out this hilarious SNL skit where Rahm Emanuel “apologizes” for his actions.